Lance is the latest addition to my “alter egos” — he embodies all of my douchebaggery. Lance is the definition of douchebag. Aviator sunglasses. Bitches. Greasy swag. Gives zero fucks.
Oh the PASSION tattoo is a play on Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO. “Gotta passion in my pants and I aint afraid to show it”.